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You know you're Arab when....

1.A visa is not a credit card. ...

2.You refer to your dad's friends as Um-moe ..

3.You have an endless supply of pistachios, dates, and pumpkin seeds...

4.Your parents say you're becoming Americanized anytime you get into trouble.

5.You curse at your teachers or strangers in Arabic. ....

6.You can spot an Arab a mile away and they have spotted you because they keep staring...

7.After a family meal, the women fight to death over who should wash the dishes while the men sit on their behinds and discuss politics, waiting for their tea. ..

8.Your parents want you to become a doctor or engineer. ...

9.You use your forehead and eyebrow(s) to point something out...

10.Your mother yells at the top of her lungs to call you to
dinner even if you're in the next room....

11. You have at least thirty cousins. ...

12.You arrive one or two hours late to a party and think it's normal

13.You are standing next to the largest suitcases at the Airport

14.You talk for an hour at the front…

Drawing on cats

Happy Mother's Day

By all Means... MARRY!

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. -- David Bissonette

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. -- Hemant Joshi

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. -- Dumas

The great question which I have not been able to answer... Is, "What does a woman want? -- Sigmund Freud

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. -- Anonymous

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. -- Henny Youngman

I don't …

Lady Gaga before going gaga. Shocking!

Korean Man Marries Pillow

Remember that episode of "30 Rock" where James Franco's character was in love with a pillow? Oh that was so funny. You know, because it was a scripted television show. Not real life. I wouldn't think that would need such a distinction, but then again, I wouldn't expect a man in Korea to marry a pillow.

But according to the UK Metro, this is precisely what happened, as Lee Jin-gyu has made a body pillow his bride.

This isn't the time to go into a "If a man in Korea can marry a pillow, how is gay marriage still..." tirade. This is a time to just let your jaw hit the floor and bask in the ridiculousness of this happening. (Plus, it's not like he married a Robert Pattinson pillow. That'd be gay. Clearly the guy prefers female pillows, as he printed a busty anime character on the side.)

If you're dying to see the happy newlyweds in action, here's a look at their day at the amusement park. You must be this crazy to ride the roller coasters…

The 25 Most Promising Inventions of 2010

2010 is a promising year for bring you the most functional, promising, and novel of the batch. If youre tired of waiting for flying cars and voice-controlled sunglasses, this just might be your year.Watch out for these products, coming in stores near you!!!!
25. nPower Personal Energy Generator
The PEG harvests one of the biggest energy hogs on earthyou. Place the little device into your bag or briefcase, plug in your cell phone, GPS, or iPod, and let your kinetic energy power up your gadgets while you walk. You can get an 80% charge in one hour through your own energy alone. Green and brilliant.24. Flying Car: Terrafugia
Even though were well into the 2000s, nobody has come up with a Jetsons-style flying car. Until now. The Terrafugia Transition is more of a driving plane than a flying car, but its a promising first step. The worlds first street legal plane hits runways and highways in 2010.23. Sony 3D-360 Hologram No glasses needed! Just turn on your tabletop unit and enjoy a 360-deg…

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Mind Soup Celebrating its one year anniversary.

As of February 21st, Mind Soup has entered its second year of existance. This wouldn't have been possible without all its readers, authors and fans. Thank you all. We appreciate all your support.