Situation: Not Doing the Dishes
His: "Whoa, check out this mold! Cool!"
Situation: Keeping the Lights/Music on Late
Hers: "Hey, um, so, I noticed your light is still on, and it's, like, 3AM."
"I'm just having a hard time falling asleep."
"Oh my God, is there something you need to talk about?! Is this about Brad? It is, isn't it."
"I don't understand why he doesn't want to be with me!"
"You're so much better than him! I'm coming over there and we are spooning until you feel better!"
His: "Shut off that fucking light or I will smother you to death with this pillow once you do finally fall asleep."
Situation: Not Cleaning the Bathroom
Hers: "Help! The tub isn't draining because of all of this mold! I don't understand how it happened, I cleaned the bathroom last Saturday and then this Saturday...as long as you cleaned it...this shouldn't be happening! Maybe we have an extreme drainage mold problem and we need to call maintenance! That is...if you cleaned on Saturday like the bathroom chart said you were supposed to..."
His: "Isn't your mom visiting this weekend? Do you think you can get her to clean the bathroom?"
Situation: Using Your Stuff
His: "Dude, seriously. Is that my towel?"
"My bad. Wanna play XBox?"
"Sure."
Situation: Bringing Home a Special Friend
Hers: "Nice!"
His: "Nice."
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