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New Cigarettes Help You Stop Smoking

A fantastic new brand of cigarette has been released that makes giving up that dirty habit a damned sight easier!

Our volunteer shown in the video demonstrates the absolute effectiveness of these new 'smokes' that remind you THAT SMOKING IS DANGEROUS AND BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH !!!

Self proclaimed tobacco specialist Mr Benjamavincent Thomsonion says "Smoking is quite simply 'Habit' and that's what we humans do best - act habitually!, these new cigarettes are loaded with a surprise to make your habit unenjoyable and embarrassing, a bit like shitting yourself on a bus."

Look out for these new smokes coming to a newsagent near you soon.